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goatwing:

*prints this tweet, rolls a cigarette with it, and puts it between my teeth without lighting it*

goatwing:

*prints this tweet, rolls a cigarette with it, and puts it between my teeth without lighting it*

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if-thoughts-could-sing:

catnipwincest:

ibleedtheatre:

fangirlingwithhazza:

myversionofperfect:

hyliam:

they should invent

a treadmill

with a laptop built in

and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn’t work

like you had to be walking on it, you can’t just trick it and stand on the sides

i would lose so much weight

the faster you go the faster the wifi

Now that’s motivation

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wow look at sammy go he needs the internet for research. 

*furiously jogging* so gET THIS

(via faerietheatre)

iwishihadafather

iwishihadafather:

WALMART HAS GARLIC KNOTS

THEY’RE IN A FOIL BAG AND YOU STICK THEM IN THE OVEN FOR 9 MINUTES AND BAM

GARLIC KNOTS

THERES LIKE 6 OR 7 IN THERE

THEY ARE $2.94 THAT IS LESS THAN 50 CENTS PER KNOT

THIS IS THE GREATEST NEWS 

duetwiththenorthernsky
duetwiththenorthernsky:

American Mary (2013) - Soska Sisters

duetwiththenorthernsky:

American Mary (2013) - Soska Sisters

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transcriptsblog

Andrew Bailey's "Why Rape is Sincerely Hilarious" video transcript

transcriptsblog:

Hi. My name is Will, and I sincerely think that rape is hilarious… when it happens to dudes! It’s horrible when it happens to women, but men getting raped is hilarity. And Adam Sandler’s comedy, that’s my boy! And Get him to the Greek, Horrible Bosses, Wedding Crashers, Abu…

nowyourecooking

nowyourecooking:

THE RECIPE

INGREDIENTS

• 1 Smoked Duck Breast

• 2 Oranges, Peeled and Segmented

• 1 Head Romaine Washed and Cut into Thin Ribbons

• 2 Heads of Endive (optional) Cut into Thin Ribbons

• 1 Ripe Avocado And Sea Salt

• 1 Cup Crumbled Feta

• 1 Cup Chopped Cilantro

• 1 Tbsp Toasted Sesame Seeds

• 2 Yellow Beets

Plum Vinaigrette

• 4 plums

• Apple Cider Vinegar

• Orange Zest

• Olive Oil

• Salt

Avocado créme

• 1 Large, Ripe Avocado

• Zest and Juice from 1 Lime

• Cilantro

• 0,25 Cup Olive Oil

• Pinch Chili Flakes

• Salt and Pepper

DIRECTIONS

1. Remove the stem from the lettuce and endives. Rinse under cold water.

2. Scrub beets and slice thinly, with the skin left on, straight into ice cold water.

3. Zest oranges, save zest for the vinaigrette, and peel the white off with a knife. Filé them and cut into thirds.

4. Remove the stems from the cilantro and chop.

Avocado créme – mixer/cutter

5. Combine the avocado, lime zest and juice and all the rest in a blender.

6. Process until completely smooth. Taste and adjust seasoning.

Plum Vinaigrette – Blender

7. Soak plums in hot water for 10 minutes.

8. Puree the plums in a blender with some of the water and the orange zest. Add vinegar and oil.

9. Slice the duck breast thinly. Fatty side down.

10. Combine the clean greens in a bowl and toss with enough dressing to coat.

11. Assemble the orange segments, avocado, beets, cilantro and feta. Finish with the duck and sesame seeds

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bismal
moonuncle:

Dolphins are straight up murdering to get high dolphins are piece of shit

moonuncle:

Dolphins are straight up murdering to get high dolphins are piece of shit

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sve-sto-imam-nemamm
lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

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jonnovstheinternet

jonnovstheinternet:

So I heard it’s Earth Day

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ohscorpio
therotund:

purewhitewave:

Seraphim Lilac Dress - features beautiful lace paneling on the shoulders and upper back, a cute little collar and a fitted bodice! Made of Rayon. :) 
Available mid August at seraphimstore.com.au

I have some of her clothes! There are GREAT things on sale on the site right now. I dig them a lot.

therotund:

purewhitewave:

Seraphim Lilac Dress - features beautiful lace paneling on the shoulders and upper back, a cute little collar and a fitted bodice! Made of Rayon. :) 

Available mid August at seraphimstore.com.au

I have some of her clothes! There are GREAT things on sale on the site right now. I dig them a lot.

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